Need Motivation?

Are you a two-year-old who lacks the willpower to walk the rest of the way down the street? Do you often find yourself not wanting to brush your teeth or go to bed on time?

Then you need...

HANDFACE.

Handface is a revolutionary new invention that will help with almost any process of early childhood* and leads to stronger motivation, more efficient movement, and laughter.


*providing child is in right frame of mind

Warning: When Handface motivates child to get dressed "by himself," may lead to odd fashion sense.

Handface comes with voicebox not included. Void where prohibited. 0% APR financing. Always read the small print. Never leave pens unattended or unplanned Michelangelos may occur. Will often cause strange and/or amused looks from the general public when Handface is taken out and about.